Curse

Spura · Aug 28, 2007, 12:35 PM // 12:35

My crack team of scientists has determined a way to generate every viable paragon gvg build in existence. Behold!

Step 1:

Put Anthem of Flame, Aggressive refrain and Signet of Return on your bar.

Step 2:

Flip a coin. Heads is P/Me. Put GFTE and Mirror of Disechantment on your bar. Tails is P/W. Put "Shield's up!" and "Watch Yourself!" on your bar.

Step 3:

Flip a coin. Heads is Defensive Anthem, tails is Cruel Spear.

Step 4:

You have 2 slots left. Roll a dice two times. 1 is Harrier Toss, 2 is Spear of Lightning, 3 is Vicious Spear, 4 is Wild Throw, 5 is Blazing Spear, 6 is Barbed Spear.

If you roll the same skill twice, reroll.

Voila, your very own GvG paragon. Yawn.

Signet Of Hell · Aug 28, 2007, 01:32 PM // 13:32

Lol it actually works. GG.

moko · Aug 28, 2007, 04:03 PM // 16:03

LOL, awesome post, ty for the laugh.

Relambrien · Aug 28, 2007, 04:52 PM // 16:52

That was actually really funny. Funny because it's true.

mrmango · Aug 28, 2007, 05:01 PM // 17:01

I r mad3 the best comb0! TAI VER MUCH

payne · Aug 28, 2007, 05:06 PM // 17:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spura

My crack team of scientists has determined a way to generate every viable paragon gvg build in existence.

when you say your team of crack scientists....is your team on crack?

good laugh though xD

Signet Of Hell · Aug 28, 2007, 05:10 PM // 17:10

The worst thing is people will probably use this, lollers. I bet we'll be seeing a lot more para's in obs nows. Lol, crack team.

Burton2000 · Aug 28, 2007, 05:41 PM // 17:41

I loled because its so true.

Yichi · Aug 28, 2007, 06:00 PM // 18:00

you need (on rare occasions) a 3 sided coin for step 3. sometimes they are expel hexes and become the sig of humility bitch.

Div · Aug 28, 2007, 06:55 PM // 18:55

A very nice read, though blazing and barbed spear aren't as common, maybe a 4 sided die? :P

Winstar · Aug 28, 2007, 07:27 PM // 19:27

Damn it I want an option to generate crippling anthem paragons.

kvndoom · Aug 28, 2007, 07:37 PM // 19:37

They are definitely the most narrow class for PVP this game has.

Sab · Aug 28, 2007, 07:54 PM // 19:54

Help me generate rangers.

Kaida the Heartless · Aug 28, 2007, 08:17 PM // 20:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sab

Help me generate rangers.

Flip a coin, if heads, you're a Burning Arrow Ranger. If tails, you're a Burning Arrow Ranger.

Thomas.knbk · Aug 28, 2007, 08:18 PM // 20:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sab

Help me generate rangers.

I can do that!

1) Put Natural Stride, Apply Poison, Savage Shot, Distracting Shot and Mending Touch on your bar.
2) Flip a coin. Heads is Crippling Shot, Tails is Burning Arrow
3) If you picked Burning Arrow, roll a dice. 1 or 2 is Res Sig, 3 or 4 is Pin down, 5 or 6 is Purge Signet. If you picked Crippling Shot, flip a coin. Heads is Res Sig, Tails is Purge Signet.
4) That's it.

kvndoom · Aug 28, 2007, 08:19 PM // 20:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sab

Help me generate rangers.

You have 8 skill slots.

In your slots you must include the following: Apply Poison, Burning Arrow, Savage Shot, Distracting Shot, Troll Unguent, Natural Stride, Mending Touch, Rez Signet.

In your remaining slots, please insert any skills you desire.

«Ripskin · Aug 29, 2007, 04:17 AM // 04:17

That made me chuckle. The ranger one especially.

But I always did poison arrow+barbed arrows...

I guess I'm just outta the shell like that.

Signet Of Hell · Aug 29, 2007, 07:40 AM // 07:40

Quote:

Heads is crippling shot, tails burning arrow

Theres actually another elite for rangers apart from BA? holy bananas.

bluechestdude · Aug 29, 2007, 08:42 AM // 08:42

great post lol...should try this out

Thomas.knbk · Aug 29, 2007, 03:50 PM // 15:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by «Ripskin

That made me chuckle. The ranger one especially.

But I always did poison arrow+barbed arrows...

I guess I'm just outta the shell like that.

Poison Arrow/Barbed Arrows looks pretty awesome, but it isn't. Poison Arrow is more damage IF it's not removed in the 19 (!) seconds it needs to be on, but Burning Arrow is quite a lot more spikey, so its damage will not just be wiped away by LoD. Also, causing poison with your regular attacks is quite a lot more awesome than causing bleeding.